Where the F*** is my Dish Soap? Amazon, ARE YOU LISTENING?
#Amazon Do NOT mess with my capacity to wash dishes Where the F is my dish soap--and my Archway Molasses Cookies, and my Cherry Lime LaCroix AND MY PONYTAIL HOLDERS. Cue to Amazon: RantWoman DID NOT RECEIVE ANY OF THESE ITEMS. Read on for what RantWoman has to say about the delivery issues including the face that the app does not appear to offer any way to say Rantwoman wants these items replaced ASAP. Look. RantWoman knows that anyone olde enough to be conscious on September 11, 2001 probably has their social media streams full of horror and heroism. Sometimes though the RantWoman department of First World Problems and Unsolicited Free Advice just NEEDS TO GO OFF. Easy RantWoman. Easy. Think Mr. Spock and #LLAP. Breathe. Dang it. RantWoman already talked to her plants several times today, but RantWoman HAS OPINIONS. The source of today's ire: the phrase "Delivery facilitated by Amazon." The first problem with this occurred a few days before the non-delivered items abov...